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11: 14 PM
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Anonymous ♥: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?

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ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!


082214
3: 05 PM
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feelbas:

karensmithvevo:

romantic things to send to yr bae

You guys just couldn’t wait until valentines day could you?

 

082214
3: 00 PM
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Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

 

082214
3: 38 PM
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chubbykirk:

i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah


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3: 02 PM
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3: 50 PM
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brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

 

082214
3: 03 PM
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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes


082214
3: 07 PM
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bitchesaloud:

bitchesaloud:


082214
3: 13 PM
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PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 


082214
3: 59 PM
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Aisha ~ 17

Crazy in love with Pandas❤

We can't choose where we come from but we can choose where we go from there ~


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