gotta better myself, my body, my skin and my bank account
…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
*Snape casually eavesdropping*
That last one though.
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
what if online friends were called url friends
i want to talk to you but im ugly
When you hit refresh and your follower count goes up